A Letter to the Editor Regarding School Attendance of Students Whose Insides Are 40% Spider Eggs That Could Hatch Any Minute, by Roger Taylor ()

I’m writing this letter today to object to the proposed legislation, the so-called Fairness in Education for the Parasitically Infected Act, which would force schools to accommodate all manner of parasitically infected student, including those whose insides are not just 10, not just 20, but up t